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Paul Mahdi · Sep 22, 2006, 01:19 AM // 01:19

Johnny Depp is the Vizier

Robin Williams is everyone else that I didn't cast (including extras)

awesome sauce · Sep 22, 2006, 01:37 AM // 01:37

What about chuck norris as rurik? And vin diesel as mehnlo. Now THAT would be awesome.

Paul Mahdi · Sep 22, 2006, 01:46 AM // 01:46

*Possible Spoilers*

Random scene:

William Shatner: The Lich

Oxi clean guy: Rurik

Robin Williams: King, Chosen, and all the monsters except for stone summit

Johnny Depp: Vizier

Home Improvement/Family Feud guy: Ghostly hero

Verne Troyer (mini me from Austin Powers): All the dwarves in the story line

Rurik: WE HAVE TO GET TO SHIVERPEAKS! AND IF YOU CALL NOW, WE COULD GET THE DWARVES TO HELP US!

King Albernon: Hey, what’s goin’ on? I’m a king! Where’s my crown? There it is! Let’s play a game! You stand over there and I’ll say my lines! Game is called Guild Wars movie!

Random scene:

Vizier: Welcome to the desert love!

Cut to Ghostly Hero

Ghostly Hero: Ok, three things you have to do to ascend. You have 30 seconds to guess them

Chosen: Ascend! We could use an elevator! Maybe get in my jet! Fly over the desert! Man is it hot or is it just me? I could go for some ice right now! I like ice cream! Hav-

Ghostly Hero: Okay, whatever you just said… Survey says!

Random scene:

1 hour of Verne Troyer and his CG versions of him dancing in Sorrow’s Furnace

Random scene:

Chosen fighting the burning titans. (all of them bare resemblance to Robin Williams)

Chosen #1: I’m using Mending! Look at me!
Titan #1: Oh no! I’ve been defeated! Look now there are two little me’s! Mini mes, if you will.

Enter Verne Troyer

Verne: Ahem!

Burning titan pays Verne Troyer for copyright infringement.

Final Scene:

Vizier: Welcome to the burning isles love!

Chosen: Wow, you are really nice Vizier. I sure hope you don’t betray us!

Vizier: …

Chosen: …

Vizier: …

Chosen: Na-Nu Na-Nu

Vizier: I knew you were going to say that…

Vizier turns into Lich (played by William Shatner)

Lich: Look at me every different camera shot I’m in a new place! Whee! Teleportation is fun!

Teleports out of the atmosphere and dies

The End.

LadyNilene · Sep 22, 2006, 03:43 AM // 03:43

honestly, if gw was going to be a movie, i HIGHLY doubt it would be real people, probably cartoon or cg...if it was live action, i dont think they would have enough budget to get in those stars people mentioned before...

but i would agree that it would center around the henchment, since they're the main characters that really carry throughout the storyline...

Devona
Cynn
Aiden
Mhenlo

Paul Mahdi · Sep 22, 2006, 03:50 AM // 03:50

There isn't going to be a GW movie. So why even pretend that there will be? That's why I put in people that wouldn't be caught dead in a movie based on a video game.

I even doubt the WoW movie. Anyone have a link saying there will be?

Addone_Abaddon · Sep 22, 2006, 07:01 AM // 07:01

I'll find one, it was on the blizzard site after an hour of googling.

Cyan The Archer · Sep 22, 2006, 08:56 AM // 08:56

I could see Jim Carrey playing Rurik

Addone_Abaddon · Sep 22, 2006, 02:11 PM // 14:11

nah, Jim Carrey's rubber face would ruin it

kg_lildude1 · Sep 22, 2006, 06:50 PM // 18:50

making an entire cg movie is just as expensive as hiring all those actors, if not more and takes a lot longer to complete

Sir Skullcrasher · Sep 22, 2006, 06:59 PM // 18:59

Triple H as Prince Rurik?

The Rock as Mhenlo?

Addone_Abaddon · Sep 22, 2006, 07:25 PM // 19:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Skullcrasher

Triple H as Prince Rurik?

The Rock as Mhenlo?

I choose them!

Thomas.knbk · Sep 22, 2006, 07:25 PM // 19:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Mahdi

Chosen: Wow, you are really nice Vizier. I sure hope you don’t betray us!

Vizier: …

Chosen: …

Vizier: …

I REALLY had to laugh at that

Sir Skullcrasher · Sep 22, 2006, 07:27 PM // 19:27

OMG.. Ric Flair looked so like King Rurik! lol

Stacy Kebler (SP?) can be Cynn!

I really want Samuel L. Jackson in this movie but can't figure what role he can be in. Maybe one of those White Mantle bad guy?

Addone_Abaddon · Sep 22, 2006, 07:28 PM // 19:28

pssshd... Leonardo Dicaprio is perfect for Mhenlo

Thomas.knbk · Sep 22, 2006, 07:36 PM // 19:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Skullcrasher

I really want Samuel L. Jackson in this movie but can't figure what role he can be in. Maybe one of those White Mantle bad guy?

He can play any character in nightfall lol cuz they all black

Addone_Abaddon · Sep 23, 2006, 09:08 AM // 09:08

I was wondering, could anyone make some sort of trailer to their idea, using flash, image ready, anything

Malice Black · Sep 24, 2006, 12:07 AM // 00:07

Ermm no thanks...

DOOM

Silent Hill

Resident Evil

All poor movies based on video games..

Opeth11 · Sep 24, 2006, 01:15 AM // 01:15

Great games though o.o

Addone_Abaddon · Sep 24, 2006, 10:50 AM // 10:50

I have played resident evil, forgot what it is.. FPS?? Platform??

RPGs are the best anyway.

I bet a devil may cry movie would be good.

Also, Leonardo Decaprio is still the best for mhenlo.

Mrscoombes · Sep 24, 2006, 03:09 PM // 15:09

I sure as hell hope that its in CGI. I think CGI actually does cost alot less than using actors and the like, I saw it on the news about a film in full CGI or something like that. I dunno how they'd do it, it seems the film would be like thousands of small-scale LOTR battles rolled into one and then thrown in your face...